If Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Frederic Von Douche Bag is the father of Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn, all hell is gonna break loose. He provided a DNA sample to Identigene Lab and says he's "almost sure" it will prove he's the father of the baby. He added he hopes to gain custody as soon as possible and raise the 6-month-old girl. "Oh yeah, if it's my baby, it belongs in my home," Von Douche Bag said. "I'm going to take good care of it. I will be a good father." It?
His 90-year-old wife pitched a fit after he announced he could be the father, but added that she has since forgiven him.
This whole circus is such a mess it wouldn't surprise me if he is the father. And these, my dear readers, are heterosexuals who are preserving the sanctity of marriage.
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Sunday, March 25, 2007
Who's The Baby Daddy?
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Yes, Zsa Zsa dahling forgave him when someone pulled her aside and explained to her fully just how wonderful this could be for her getting herself back into the limelight. People like her, D-Listers, will stop at NOTHING to recapture past glory. For her, it's LONG past!
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