How Would You Identify Yourself In 10 Words Or Less?

I'm meeting with a rep from The Wall Street Journal tomorrow morning. I was selected from their subscriber list to participate in a focus group. Normally, I'm part of the team behind the one-way glass listening to what customers think about our products and marketing ideas. This is going to be a one-on-one interview so it should be interesting. How will I tell her I have no plans on renewing since Rupert Murdoch bought Dow Jones?

We're meeting at a Starbuck's near her office so she can conduct the interview over a cup of coffee.

Here's how I told her how to identify me when I arrive:

"I have a salt and pepper buzz cut and bright blue eyes."

She identified herself as:

"I'm short, kinda overweight, brown hair and blue eyes."

She paused before "overweight" and I thought it was so interesting that we chose such different identifiers for ourselves. Especially since I gathered that she isn't very comfortable with her appearance and chose to say the features that made her hesitate. She could have said, "I'll be wearing a red dress." Or, as I have done on other occasions, "I'll be carrying a brown soft-sided leather briefcase."

How would you identify yourself for such a meeting?
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