A friend who knows I'm having a hard time sent me this story.
Calmness In Our Lives*
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil Show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
3 comments:
That is the only advice I'd take from the snake oil salesman.
Just stumbled onto your site. I like the writing and humor. Thanks.
I sent this link to a friend of mine who's going through a rough time. He said he laughed and laughed, and so I thank you (on his behalf) for that.
Keep on spreading the love, baby...
Yahoo...finally made the site for a 2nd time and it wasn't because some !@#$ soccer mom in an Escalade with the license plate "luv mommy" tried to run my ass over! Keep spreading the love Gav!!!
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