Here are what the draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:
• The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.
• The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.
• The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.
• The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.
• The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.
• The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.
• The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.
• The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.
• The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican senator (or two).
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Saturday, February 16, 2008
Saturday Sh!ts & Giggles: Bush Presidential Library
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6 comments:
Thanks for this, but you should have given a spew alert. I almost lost my green tea.
Just stumbled on your site.
Thanks again.
I'll try and come up with a coherent comment once the convulsive laughter finally stops..
Gawd, that's hilarious.
That was very well done! Your's? Too Funny!!!
tater...wish I could take credit, but this was an email I received. Most of these Saturday posts are sourced from my ex's ex. We still keep in contact and I'm on his joke email disti list.
Funny.
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