Saturday Sh!ts & Giggles: More Joking Off

A Russian, an American, and a blond were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The blond said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the blond replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

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A brunette was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. After rolling the dice, the category was Science & Nature.

Question: "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

After pausing for thought, a clarifying question: "Is it on or off?"

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A girl was visiting her redheaded friend who had acquired two new dogs.

She asked, "What are their names?"

The redhead responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other was Timex.

The friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the redhead. "They're watch dogs!"
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