Al-Qaida's No. 2 leader called on Muslims to launch a holy war to break Israel's economic blockade of the Gaza Strip. This is news?
Blah blah blah, jihad, blah blah, America is evil, blah blah. If I had a dollar for every time I heard this song, I'd be rich.
Newsflash: Nobody cares. You assholes declare jihad against everything. What's next? Death to the West because you think they're responsible for your ingrown toenail? Jihad!
Ayman al-Zawahri says that the "salvation of the Muslim nation is through the march of its sons on the path of jihad."
I tell you what, Mr. al-Zawahri. Rather than send your sons to their deaths, how about you get in on the act. I have the perfect first assignment...mapping a mine field.
We get it. You're pissed. And you've probably got some legitimate gripes. But guess what, I have problems too, and I'm growing tired of your incessant bitching. Now shut the fuck up.
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Thursday, June 05, 2008
Your Jihad Is Getting Old
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If a genie could grant me just one wish, it would be for the elimination of severe poverty on a global level. Eliminate poverty, improve education, and a lot of this fundamentalist garbage (of ANY religious persuasion) would disappear. Not a complete panacea, but it might go a long way in the right direction. But HOW...?
--Alex
P.S. I already know I'm full of crap.
Oooo- I'm declaring a Jihad on this post!
And my Jihad is bigger than YOUR Jihad!
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