Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Doggie Totes

I went to the mall yesterday and walked around. On a spin through Macy*s, I spotted a lady carrying a tote bag with a (live) chihuahua popping his head out. I don't see cute; I see a pathetic, cloying, insecure, co-dependent woman who needs constant companionship and doesn't have the sense that God gave a goose. Animals are not accessories.

5 comments:

Romach said...

I hate to see this type of thing too buddy. People like this should be arrested for cruelty to animals.

rodger said...

It's even worse when they're sitting next to you on a plane. You have to spend the entire flight biting your tongue.

Anonymous said...

This is the kind of person who dumps her cat off at the shelter when she redecorates because the cat doesn't go with the new color scheme. Disgusting.
--Alex

Anonymous said...

Thank you very much.

I went to Fashion Island Concert Series and there were a ton of these pathetic women with their poor pups. It seems the older gals are slowly transitioning from totes to strollers now. One little guy was digging out the blankeys while wearing a cheerleader outfit.

Someone has to knock sense into these bitches. And I am not refering to the dogs.

mary

Y | O | Y said...

mary---did you survive the quake? it was directly under my buddy Jeff's house!