Now that I'm dipping my toe back into the dating scene, I'm discovering that things sure have changed. Here's the opening line I received in an IM while I was in a chat room:
Can you blow out a candle with a fart?Slightly amusing, but that's hardly husband material based on a great sense of humor. What was I supposed to say? "Gee, come on over and let's get married!"
4 comments:
I stopped doing that when I got too close to the candle and ended up with 3rd degree burns.
If you put candles in your wedding registry, I'm going to be concerned...
A guy online once opened up with,"Would you be interested in playing bitch to my male German Shepherd?" because I had innocently stated in my online profile that I was an animal & nature lover. LOL ! There are some crazy people out there, indeed.
btw...
I COULD probably blow out candles if I drank a large milkshake first (I'm lactose intolerant).
Woohoo! Hey...it COULD have been someone asking you to sew doilies or something.....oh well, no, that's lame. This will be an interesting time, Gav!!!!!
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