A guy walks into a post office and sees a middle-aged man placing "Love" stamps on a stack of pink envelopes covered with hearts. The man then sprays the cards with a delicate scent.
Curiosity gets the best of the onlooker and he asks the man what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines signed 'Guess Who?'," replies the man.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer," he says with a grin.