Train Wreck

In a desperate attempt to glean any bit of attention that she could possibly muster, scarecrow Ann Coulter showed up to the 5th Annual TV Land Awards last week with her date Jimmie "Dyn-o-mite" Walker on her arm.

At first, I was taken aback. But it revealed the extreme level of narcissism that lies within her. I mean, who else would date a future version of themselves? I'm sure she can't help but look into his eyes and think, "So this is what my one-trick-pony, super-skinny ass is gonna look like in 20 years. I'm so fabulous!"
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