Hunk-A-Lot Hump Day On Monday: Evan Lysacek

In last night's U.S. Figure Skating Championship, unfortunately straight Evan Lysacek defended his men's singles title after a stunning tie! Obviously gay Johnny Weir, who had won the title for the three years prior to that, was awarded the silver medal because Lysacek did better in the free skate portion of the competition.

For those that haven't watched skating lately, gone are the days of "perfect 6" scores and a new system is in place that rates skaters down to the one hundredth of a point. The scoring tie stunned the skaters, judges, commentators, and fans until the tie and tie breaker were explained.