Hunk-A-Lot Hump Day: Danny Forster

Hunk-A-Lot Update

A while back, I picked Greg Jbara for this honor. He was a little obscure, and I don't even remember where I found out about him, but it had something to do with a Broadway show.

Anyway, he's been on television in two commercials. He's in heavy rotation as the Dad taking his college daughter and family out to dinner at the Olive Garden. And this morning, I spotted him in a Caduet commercial.

Hunk-A-Lot Hump Day: The Edge

The Edge is the type that I consistently find attractive.

Hunk-A-Lot Hump Day: Cheftestant Stefan Richter

He is completely opposite of everything I've ever been attracted to yet he is incredibly compelling — and I find that intriguing.

Top Video #5: Chris Isaak — Wicked Game

Breaking into the top 5, it's the first man I ever wanted to marry despite this overt tribute to heterosexuality and objectification of women with boyish bodies. With his incredible good looks, the wafting clouds, the monochromatic cinematography, and the soothing melody, I barely notice the half naked chick cradling her boobs and hiding behind palm trees. Yes, sometimes a palm tree is just a palm tree.

Frolicking on the bitch beach, Chris Isaak croons in at number 5 with Wicked Game.

Update: I just found my gay tie-in...the video was directed by Herb Ritts.

The world was on fire and no one could save me but you.
It's strange what desire will make foolish people do.
I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you.
And I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you.

No I don't wanna fall in love. (This world is only gonna break your heart)
No I don't wanna fall in love. (This world is only gonna break your heart)
With you. (This world is only gonna break your heart)

What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you.

And I don't wanna fall in love. (This world is only gonna break your heart)
No I don't wanna fall in love. (This world is only gonna break your heart)
With you.

The world was on fire and no one could save me but you.
It's strange what desire will make foolish people do.
I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you.
And I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you.

No I don't wanna fall in love. (This world is only gonna break your heart)
No I don't wanna fall in love. (This world is only gonna break your heart)
With you. (This world is only gonna break your heart)
No I. (This world is only gonna break your heart, this world is only gonna break your heart)
Nobody loves no one.

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