Caving In To The Hype

Is there a way to complain about this tramp's over-exposure without contributing to it? I've been going to go off on my absolute anger over the amount of exposure she gets but I just couldn't bring myself to add to the frenzy. I expect that now that she's in jail it's going to be all Paris all the time even when her puss is locked behind bars.

But now I've given in. And it all happened when I read that just hours before she reported to serve her jail time, she was walking the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards talking about how "scared" she was about her impending incarceration. As my Grandma would have said, "She doesn't have the sense that God gave a goose."

I gotta tell ya, if I were going to jail, I'd probably be home crying under my bed and the authorities would have to come in and pry me out with a crowbar. [Except if you were my father looking to mete out some punishment when I was a child. He only had to loudly ask my mother if she'd seen the huge spider under my bed that morning...and I was out of there like a rocket and running right into his out stretched arms. Damn.]

So here she is, in all her Brazilian glory and fake extensions, in an ad for a Carl's Jr. hamburger. Carl's Jr. is a large hamburger chain out West (ever notice it's "out West" but "back East"?) — I practically lived on their Famous Star for years as a bachelor — that has a tagline "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face." The tag is accompanied by a visual of someone biting into one of their delicious burgers and the juicy goodness dripping out. Dennis Rodman was one of the most popular celebrities in the ad campaign and she being the most controversial.

If I never read or wrote another thing about her, my life would still be complete. The MSM needs to stop feeding us this tripe. Ugh.
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