How Does Newt Do It?

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with Focus On The Family. It's a good thing that "Reverend" Jerry Falwell is a Republican so he could absolve him of his sins and tell us all just how sorry the Newty is and how his devotion to faith is now stronger than ever.

I mean, seriously, how can this guy get laid so much? You'd think it would be hard enough for him to find one wife, let alone three, and numerous women on the side.

This is an indication of just how screwed up the dating scene is and how desperate single people have become. I should feel heartened that if this loser can find someone, then my prospects should be exponentially higher. It don't, though. It just makes me depressed.
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