It's A Boy!

Ummm, I mean the baby's gonna be a boy. Vice President Darth Cheney revealed the gender of his future grandchild. The baby is due next month. We still don't know who the father is...could it be Darth himself? This family is so psychologically screwed up, with boundary issues galore, that nothing would surprise me.

Or maybe it's fake-Marine former escort James "Jeff Gannon / Bulldog" Guckert. On an "out-call" to visit Karl Rove, the White House mastermind could have saved the hooker's swimmers for future impregnation to create a new race of right-wing Christian radicals.
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