Friday, September 28, 2007

Douche Bag Of The Week: General Peter Pace

General Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, addressed the U.S. Senate from his pulpit again.  His latest sermon?  He believes homosexual activity is immoral and should not be condoned by the military. Thank God this douche bag retires next week.

"Are there wonderful Americans who happen to be homosexual serving in the military? Yes," he said.  "And that is, very simply, that we should respect those who want to serve the nation but not through the law of the land, condone activity that, in my upbringing, is counter to God's law."

And whose God is that exactly?  Certainly not my God.

Pace said he would be supportive of efforts to revisit the Pentagon's policy so long as it didn't violate his belief that sex should be restricted to a married heterosexual couple. "I would be very willing and able and supportive" to changes to the policy "to continue to allow the homosexual community to contribute to the nation without condoning what I believe to be activity — whether it to be heterosexual or homosexual — that in my upbringing is not right," Pace said.

No sex outside of marriage in the military?  You gotta be kidding me.  I'd like to hear him say that he considers any military person — currently serving or veteran — that has received a blow job from a prostitute is immoral and will be going to his God's hell.
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3 comments:

Steve said...

He just may win douchebag of the decade! Only time will tell.

evilganome said...

Correction: Stupid Douchebag of the week.

michael sean morris said...

You'd have thought this asshat would have learned his lesson the first time around.

I'm gonna pray for this guy to my God, only she ain't to happy with his kind, so I doubt it'll go well.