Saturday, October 27, 2007

Saturday Morning Levity: Humpathon



Boston Humor
Tourist comes into town, big seafood buff. He gets into a cab, asks the driver, "Where can I get scrod?" Cabbie turns around, looks at him. "Bud," he says, "I've been asked that many times, many ways. But that's the first time I ever heard it asked for in the pluperfect subjunctive."

I'll be out in Boston in less than a week!
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9 comments:

RG said...

Man, you really, really, really need to get laid. Seriously. Laid.

RG said...

No really. Laid.

RG said...

Hard, fast and without mercy, laid.

michael sean morris said...

When turtles and cows and housepets are getting more play than you, yes, I have to agree with rg.

But then who doesn't, really?

(By the way, is watching animals do it "passive bestiality"? I hope not, because I just subscribed to this new digital channel called "Discovery Spice".)

Y | O | Y said...

rg--and your point is...?

msm--isn't there a song that goes something like "let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel?"

ArichNY said...

Kind of reminds me of when my son and I went to see "The Goat" on Broadway. (from the discount Tickets in Times Square) Had no idea what we were getting into.

evilganome said...

I was half expecting to see RG in there somewhere.

tater said...

LOL! I can't decide whether the video or the comments were funniest. Look forward to seeing you this weekend!

michael sean morris said...

Bloodhound Gang. "Discovery Channel". Got it in my iTunes.