Friday, November 23, 2007

Another Scientologist Comes Out

Even if you live under a rock, it would be hard not to notice that the Pinkett-Smiths have become part of the Tom Cruise band of Scientology robots.

Smith had denied joining the Church of Scientology with his wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith, explaining that it would go against the beliefs of his late grandmother. But Hollywood insiders have insisted the Smiths were, indeed, brought in by Cruise. In a Men's Vogue article, Smith refers to "Thetans," who are space aliens in the vernacular of Scientology and that he doesn’t disagree with its basic tenets.

"The Bible says, 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' And you know, there’s a Scientology principle: 'Do not create experiences for others that they cannot comfortably perceive.'"

He continues: "The Bible talks about your spirit being immortal, that you were created for existence beyond your physical body. Well, that’s no different from Scientology. I don’t think that because the word someone uses for 'spirit' is 'thetan' that the definition becomes any different."
I wonder if it says anywhere in the Bible, "A fool and his money are soon parted?" And don't pull this, "You just don't understand" bullshit. Yes, I understand. You are a cult of brainwashed robots. YOU just don't understand because, well, you're a cult of brainwashed robots.

Watch out Oprah, you are in their crosshairs. Cruise, Travolta, and Kirstie Alley have been working on you for years and you would be the diamond in their crown. Run, don't walk, from these krazies!

Some advice to the Beckham's, although I'm pretty sure it is too late. Posh, bend it like your husband, and flee with your family to places unknown. You can't go to London since Cruisitology has a major outpost there already!!!


Michael said...

This pic is very telling. You're right. The Beckham's are next. Poor things.

michael sean morris said...

Actors are especially susceptible to this kind of thing, which is I'm sure what L. Ron Hubbard had in mind when he invented this religion.

After years of playing characters, the idea of what your actual personality is can get muddled. Then in swoops the cult! As for the Beckhams they are refreshingly personality free even now.

Just got that issue of Men's Vogue; will enjoy reading that article tonight. Will Smith always struck me as a conniving star - using each plateau of his career to get to the next, but none of it terribly sincere.

Stop giving them Oscars - they'll stop soon enough. We all know who the real God of Hollywood is, and he ain't no Thetan.

Big Daddy said...

All Hail Xenu!