Monday, February 04, 2008

The Cruisitologist

First it was "The Aniston." Seemingly every woman in the world ran out and got her hair cut like their favorite character on Friends. I suppose the reason being that if you have your hair cut like Jennifer Aniston, you're likely to marry someone who looks like Brad Pitt.

Now it's "The Cruisitologist." Imported from London on the disproportionally huge head of Posh Spice, it was quickly copied by Tom Cruise's Scientology harem of Katie Holmes-Cruise and Jada Pinkett-Smith. Is Bart Simpson next? (Nancy Cartwright just gave the "church" $10M!) Is the current thinking that if you get this haircut you're likely to get sucked into a cult by someone who looks like Tom Cruise?

But when former Clinton White House Press Secretary Dee Dee Meyers has one on This Week with George Stephanopoulos and Republican strategist Mary Matalin sports the new do on Meet The Press, it's gone too far. Watch Scientologist Greta van Susteren to see how far the trend goes.
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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's an alien, I've been convinced for years.

more cowbell said...

Well ... better than the big bangs of the 80s I suppose.

Red Seven said...

Scientology is one of the big reasons why I've come to believe that all forms of organized religion are overdone schemes against their all-too-gullible followers.

So sad about Nancy Cartwright. I didn't know that. Le sigh ...

Anonymous said...

"Posh" Spice? Yeah..... I'm sorry but if that's the vibe she's after, a wardrobe and grooming change might be the first place to start.

delsolranger said...

I'm so old....I remember when Diana, Mary, and Flo had that very same do...