Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????"
A brunette pushes a BMW into a gas station and tells the mechanic it died. After working on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
"What's the story," the brunette asks.
The mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
"How often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a redhead for speeding and politely asks for a driver's license.
The redhead replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
*
2 comments:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead escape from jail. While being pursued they duck into a barn; finding themselves cornered they climb into some burlap bags. The cops enter the barn and see the bags. Nudging the one containing the brunette they hear "woof, woof" and leave it be. Nudging the one containing the redhead they hear "meow, meow" and let it be. Nudging the one containing the blonde they hear "Potatoes!"
Why did the blonde jump of the building?
Too see if her maxi-pad really did have wings.
Post a Comment