Saturday, July 26, 2008

Saturday Sh!ts & Giggles: Death Of A Lawn Mower

I've felt this frustration with my computer:

Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the Milwaukee criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.
He should be celebrated not incarcerated!


Michael said...

Hmmm, looks like just the type you'd entrust with a gun. What was that Supreme Court ruling again?

more cowbell said...

He's my hero!!! My lawnmower broke over a month ago, the bastard machine. Trust me, I can well understand his frustration.

Anonymous said...

I heard that Elvis shot a TV once, and that raised my opinion of him considerably.

Romach said...

We get stories like this buddy in the UK all the time. So many home owners have been jailed for periods of up to 20 years because they shot at intruders into their homes and the burglars got off Scot free! Its crazy!

michael sean morris said...

I once threw a VCR off a third floor balcony and kicked it down the alley. I think it learned its lesson about not eating my tapes.