Douche Bag Of The Week: Miss Ladyfingers USA

From Queerty:

The Carrie Prejean Morality Tour just keeps getting better and better! Having played the victim card on The View and dared to call Larry King "inappropriate," she's returned to familiar territory: defending her stance on homo marriage.

"People who say I hate gays and lesbians are, in a polite way, ignorant," says a young woman who identifies Sarah Palin as her role model. "I think they don't see that just because someone doesn't agree with redefining marriage that they hate you—I've never said that I hated gays. I have friends who are gay. I have hairdressers who are gay. I live in California—that's the most liberal state there is. I am not afraid of gays. It's just a personal opinion. They have an opinion; I have my own opinion. Why is my opinion not valid?"

It is valid, Carrie. Just like your interpretation of Biblical Scripture, as told to Christianity Today: "No, I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants."

Well we did hear, in Proverbs 31:30, that "Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

It's one thing to think I don't deserve the same rights as you. It's quite another to help promote legislation by speaking out and attending crazy-ass fundraisers. What don't you get, dumbass?

Boo hoo, it's just you? The big bad liberals are attacking a conservative woman? Remember what the NRA did to Rosie O'Donnell when she went off on Tom Selleck about gun control?

[h/t to Joe.My.God. for the name in the title.]