Douche Bag Of The Week: Short And Smelly

Today's Douche Bag of the Week award goes to Iran's short and smelly President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. This asshole wants permission to lay a wreath at the site of the WTC while he's here addressing the U.N. next week. [If you aren't up for a right-wingish rant, you might want to skip this post.]

No doubt he'll be bashing America and Israel, and buying time to get a nuclear bomb. Ummm, if it weren't for his support of the killers and their ilk, the events on 9/11 may not have happened. Doesn't he get it? Of course he does, 'cause he's all about creating controversy and trying to make Americans look bad. I mean, this is high school level manipulation and lying. I suppose that's fine if you're so fucking backed-up in your thinking, but hell no he wants to do it on the grave of our fallen innocents. Go home and torture some more political opponents and leave us alone.

I have a brilliant idea. I say we detain his sorry ass and "interrogate" him just like the Iranian government did to Iranian-Americans that were recently visiting Iran. How could he complain? It's the policy of his very government that thinks this behavior is permissible.

Quite frankly, I'm old enough to remember the hostage standoff from '79-'80 where Americans were held by Islamic revolutionaries for two years. For those of you too young, did you realize the late-night television news show Nightline started as a daily recap of what was happening on that story? It is reported that Ahmadinejad was one of the people that took part in the kidnappings. Hardly a surprise then that Iran has a government policy of doing it now, is it?

I wouldn't consider myself a warmonger, but I'm no peacenik either. I wish we'd have bombed the bastards back then. I love Jimmy Carter, but I think it is one of the most serious mistakes he made while in office. He should have taken out Ayatollah Kackamemmi and his fascists when he had the chance.

Short and smelly is my Douche Bag of the Week.
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