Friday, September 07, 2007

Douche Bag Of The Week: Osama bin Laden

Aren't you sick of this douche bag? I wish he'd dry up and blow away already.

Now he's putting out a new tape to inspire his army of suicide bombers. Then the authentication process starts. Is it really him? The debate is raging now about his dark beard. Is he wearing a disguise? Is he now clean shaven? Has he dyed it as is common among high-ranking Middle Eastern officials? Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
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2 comments:

Steve said...

Who knows, but the facial features definitely look different. But I'm no expert!

Anonymous said...

I was surprised how they were going on about the beard. It's not too difficult to dye it. And I agree with Steve, his facial features don't seem to be the same. I don't know, eventually he'll fade off into the sunset.