Lindsay Lohan Switching Teams?

What? Lindsay Lohan dating a chick is going to generate less invasiveness by the paparazzi?

Lindsay Lohan said Friday that police have no business getting involved in her personal life, a day after the police chief explained that the paparazzi were no longer an issue — in part because the 22-year-old actress had evidently "gone gay."

The day before, Chief William Bratton said the paparazzi have become less of a problem thanks to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lohan leading more moderate lifestyles.

"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue," he told KNBC-TV.

Bratton later called a news conference outside police headquarters to clarify his position on the paparazzi. When asked about the Lohan remark — which followed months of tabloid speculation that Lohan and Ronson, a DJ, are dating — Bratton said his sister is gay and he is a proponent of gay rights.

Whatever.

I Officially Feel Sorry For LiLo

I used to think Lindsay Lohan was just an annoying twit on the order of "she who shall remain nameless" (PH) albeit with talent. But now I feel sorry for her. She has some real problems — not the least of which is the lack of an influence in her life that can make a difference.

This just in...photo and text from Yahoo! News:

Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab for substance abuse treatment, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving. Lohan, who is already facing a drunken driving charge in Beverly Hills, was pulled over near the Santa Monica Police Department after authorities spotted her car chasing another. Authorities conducted a field sobriety test and then transported her to the police department.

The 21-year-old actress was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of cocaine, among other charges. Police found cocaine in one of her pants pockets during a pre-booking search.
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Saturday Morning Levity

I love the Debbie Downer character played by Rachel Dratch on Saturday Night Live. Here's a clip of the best skit to start your weekend off with a laugh.

Debbie Downer at DisneyWorld featuring Lindsay Lohan.

On a side note, I read that this was broadcast in HDTV and that when the camera pulls in to Rachel for her close-ups, you can see the outline of the contacts in her eyes!